Caution!!! 18 or above only!!!

It was waiting, as if  trying to ambush its prey.
It was a serpent-like creature, stalking in the bush, tiny yet dangerous.
I could see it breathing, pumping and shrinking over and over.

2:24 A.M
I was walking on the corridor with the dimming light above. I made some turns, and then headed to the public bathroom with my bath utensils. The third one from the left, the door was unlocked.

2:27 A.M
I then gave the door a slight shove, what greeted the eyes was...
A NAKED MAN BENT DOWN WASHING HIS LEGS WITHOUT BOTHERING TO NOTICE ME!!!!! (BTW, HE WAS QUITE INTOXICATED WITH THE BATH) AND I SAW "EVERYTHING", FROM HEAD TO TOES, INCLUDING HIS "STUFF"!!!!!

2:28 A.M
Astounded, I tried my best to release the door knob and sneak away tranquilly at the same time(as I said, he had no idea that I was staring at him!!!) The door made a bang when it closed, and I heard some curses from inside.

It was waiting, as if  trying to ambush its prey.
It was a serpent-like creature, stalking in the bush, tiny yet dangerous.
I could see it breathing, pumping and shrinking over and over.

Whoever you are, I'm really sorry about making you "exposed".
But please remember to lock the door next time because I really had a nightmare that night.

The rotten flesh rather than a divine indivisual

This was how the story went: I atteneded speech which was about "personal safty and self defense". It was not the topic or the speaker itself, but the prize-drawing(tickets) for winning gifts after the speech that mattered. At the beginning of the speech, we were asked to throw the papers written with our own names into the box, then after the speech was over the faculty would pick ten tickets from piles of accumulating tickets to find the gift-winners. Then here came the obnoxious part.

A DAMN FACULTY JUST THREW HER TICKET IN THE BOX THEN WENT OUT FOR CHATTING BLASTING HER LAUGHTERS WITHOUT ATTENDING THE WHOLE SPEECH AND THEN CAME BACK AFTER THE SPEECH WAS OVER AND HOSTED THE PRIZE-DRAWING CAMPAIGN AND "ACCIDENTALLY" DREW THE TICKET OF HERS AND WON THE PRIZE(AND WTF?!) AND NOW HOW WOULD YOU FEEL?

Our school also have a campaign to make the freshman collecting stamps by attending and listening speeches(If you haven't finished collecting b4 deadline you'll get flunk or not be able to graduate or whatever), both the principal and professors as well said that we freshmen should attend speeches sincerely rather than just going there for the sake of collecting stamps because we ought to learn something from the speeches.

THE SAME!!! IF YOU, THE SCHOOL, REQUIRE THE FRESHMEN TO DO SUCH MEANINGLESS STUFF(I'M NOT SAYING LEARNING FROM SPEECHES DUMB BUT FOLLOWING THE RULES THAT RULER HIMSELF DISOBEY WITH HIS OWN RULES), THAT THE FIRST THING TO DO IS ASKING YOURSELF WETHER YOU DID IT OR NOT. A SCHOOL SHOULD BEST EXAMPLIFY THE DECENT BEHEAVIOR RATHER GOT SPITTED BECAUSE OF THE INFAMY, PERIOD.